Lost song, "You caught me pt 2" has a request

I got this letter, thought I would share it...

Hello Father/Creator,
My name is "You caught Me (pt 2)." I was a song that was mistakenly written for the Rocktopus. I didn't really fit in, so that's why I was never played live or given a proper name. Really, my name is "You Caught Me pt 2?" Does that mean I'm like a junior? "You Caught Me" is the senior? Does "Mr. You Caught Me Sr." insist I call him "Sir?" Would he be very disappointed in me for not generating enough interest in the band at practice to even learn how to play me? Also, guess what!? Parentheses in a song title suck dude. That's lame. Make up your mind and let me help.
I have 3 simple request.

One, that you give me a new name. A name that gives me character. Maybe like "Little Pinch" or "Skip a Wishing Stone." But I like "Little Pinch" better.

Two, that you re-write the lyrics. Though I'm aware of your inspiration, I feel like the lyrics you gave me are a terrible injustice. Do you even realize what you are saying? Are you aware that there are a few parts that you simply mumble in rhyme?
I have a better idea of the lyrics.
They should be the following
and until you find a proper band to play me with, play me like this.

last night i had a dream of a girl I wish I knew - ooh oooh ooh
it seemed she's been here all along
her hair light red like the rarest thread -
bandanna bound around her head
and the words she said, seemed like a song-
it won't be long
if i can ever wake up from this dream
if the truth could be what it seems
all i need is just a little pinch
then i'll know if i left this world and been in heaven since

it's a 1 hop 2 hop 3 hop 4
toes in the sand of the eastern shore
skip a wishing stone, for what? I cannot say

i don't care what they say, i could never be untrue - ooh ooh ooh
my heart to only you- it belongs
walk me home, tuck me to bed
help me remember what i said
when i wake in the morning
to sing you a song

it won't be long
If i can wake up from this dream
if the truth could really be what it seems
all i need is just a little pinch
then i'll know if i left this world and been in heaven since

Thank you, and for my third request, I would like to request you play this song by Gary Glitter.

Thank You. Sincerely,
"Little Pinch" aka (You Caught Me pt 2)