What's more thrifty than a free house?

In the spirit of Dr. King, I also have a dream. That one day I can find a way to transport a free house if given the opportunity. And what would look better next to my free house than a free garage. In my dream, I would never have to do dishes again, I would line my walls with wallpaper and, instruments, and instruments, and instruments, and trophies of all and every glory.
Of course,it is just a dream. Some things are real and some will never be. But maybe someday, I'll live in a world where I can haul every free thing I want, and any neighbor who needs a microwave plate, can find someone who has a microwave plate that they want to give away for free.