Promo Code "Down low-d"

So it's my birthday weekend this week and I'm having a big party and all my friends are coming and you should come too.
I have a gift for you in fact.
Well, we are selling this cassette tape with 2 previously unreleased songs by Eric and the Happy Thoughts and The Midwest Beat. "Sweet Dirty Love" and "Sister Mary Katherine" respectively. There is even a good possibility that you can find it on record soon too. But that ain't my gift.
If you mention the promo code "down low-d" then I'll send you a digital copy for your ipod or whatever new fangled machine you kids play things on. But you have to say it like that, "down low-ed" so you know that you gotta keep it on the down low and also so I know what you are talking about.
Also, buy the tape dudes. It's really really great! There are only 100 and there have been several orders places all over the world so they are going fast baby. Then if you go to Switzerland or Germany or UK or Norway or wherever else we mailed them, you can chat about your favorite lo-fi pet sounds-esque recording and smash hit "Sister Mary Katerine." A real thrifty find if you ask me.
Stop by tomorrow, I'll have a nice song for you to download then.