"This is not for the internet"

but since my only reader is Adam and the other dudes it is ok, right Chopper?

A big deal for me - Northwoods bound

I'm about to embark on a very spontaneous solo journey for 10 days. I have no idea what I'm going to do but here is my list of prospects:

Camping in:

Madelyn Island - stoked

J- Man's friend's cabin - stoked

Jay's or my sister's in Minneapolis

The campground at the tubing place

Iron River

Anywhere in the Twin Ports

Gordon

Busking at:

Downtown Duluth

Mike's Burn Down

The campground at the tubing place

Canal Park

Gooseberry Falls

Two Rivers, ON

Extra Circular:

Jaill is playing somewhere up there, meet 'em

Tons of fireworks

one player games (probably basketball)

fishing for worms

fishing for fish

swim LAMF

write a million songs

play my guitar for as many people as possible for sandwiches or gas money or worms

Jeez man, I better think about this a little bit. I really have no idea what I'm going to do.

Holy Fucking Sprinkler Party Batman

I did not expect it to get so naked. Neighbors unite!!!

Lets Go For A Dip Mix Vol 2( by 2) of 8 - Boat Mix

I was reading this book today - it's this old book - it is a compilation of stories. There was one story about a guy named Noah who had a big boat. He brought all the animals on it - 2 by 2 they went, but there is only one Rocktopus so I guess that's why I wasn't invited.
It was amazing! I was inspired! I had this rush like something, some force was trying to tell me something, that I needed to do something. Something for the good of all. It was telling me that I had a new mission in life. It wasn't long before I figured out what I needed to do... Make a Boat Mix!
Here it is....Enjoy.

Lost Songs Found

I've got a lot of time off from work starting today so I reckon'd I'd start writing a bunch of songs. I was going through some old poems and lyrics and tried to find anything valuable. Nothin'. But I found some funny old one verse journal entries that I'd like to share.

Well, I woke up this morning with my blue jeans on.
and took a look around wondrin' where I had gone wrong-
I've worn these here blue jeans a thousand times or more
but this place i woke up in I ain't never seen before-

and this one

yellow - yellooooow - yelooooooow

yellow magazine

where will you take me to today?

Page 1: table of contents, picking out which continent to go

Page 2: ad for an Alp escape, "it's the fastest way to get through the snow."

Page 3: Pategonia by the seeeeeeeeeeeea

Yellow yellooooow yelllllllooooooooowwww

yellow magazine

I might record that one if I can finish the words. Well, I'm off to write.

Hoop Dreams Haiku

Monkey Monkey Mind
Splish! Splash! Shoot! Thunk! Thunderbolt!
Beast is tamed again

luck

I'm not sure what luck is, or what it means. I've always enjoyed dissecting mysterious things and that is why I enjoy playing poker. You never know when you are going to catch a big hand, and you never know when you will be shot in the head at point blank range. But with a bit of luck - or even unluck - in a setting of King Henry's cards a few beers and your closest friends, you can apply it to the outlook of your whole life, and it makes much more sense.

It's Madlib time!!!

Get pencil and paper cause ink will run but I think ink is still ok cause you know- I use it too glub glub- but maybe if you use ink you should laminate your work paper so you can read it if it gets wet like the first time I tried doing one of these things and I went to read it but all my words just looked like a big blob and it was less fun than hunting a 5 legged crab.

1-vehicle
2-noun
3-place
4-verb -ed
5-number
6-past tense verb
7-noun plural
8-noun
9-person
10-verb present
11-verb present
12-number
13-verb past tense
14-geographic location
15-way of dying
16-fish-like body function verb present tense


Now go to the previous post glub

Jacques Cousteau Madlib

The name of Jacques Cousteau's first _____(vehicle)_________ was the Calypso. The Calypso was originally a Minesweeper in World War II, and later became a _____(noun)_____ between the Isles of ____(place)____ and Gozo. An Irish millionaire purchased the ship and (verb -ed) _____it to Cousteau for the symbolic sum of a mere __(number)______ dollar per year. Cousteau soon ____(past tense verb)_______ the Calypso equipping her with mini ___(noun plural)________, a diving pad, and a _____(noun)_________ for observation.
_____(Person)_______ set out to sea in the Calypso with her mobile laboratory intending to ____(verb present)_____, film, and __(verb present)______ all the waters of the blue Earth. Sadly, only __(number)______ years after Cousteau and the Calypso set off, she was ___(verb past tense)_____ by a barge and sank in Singapore ___(geographic location)_____. A year later Jacques died too. Of ______(way of dying)________.
Writing this madlib brought tears to my eyes and made me
(fish-like body function verb present tense)__________.


http://www.seasabres.com/Safty-education/Education/other/Calypso.htm

Lets Go For A Dip Mix Vol 1 of 8

Hello my friends who dwell on land and web,
This is the one and only Rocktopus bobbing bubbling blogging a special treat. It is a mix of songs that I picked out. There are so many different kinds of music in this world, but as a creature who lives beneath the ocean's waves, I only know about one kind of music. The kind that has to do with the sea - Songs with sea-themed titles, bands with sea themed names, lyrics that mention the sea. It's the only kind of music that the dictator Neptune will let us listen to. I hope my lack of a broad spectrum of music does not turn you away, on the contrary, gives your mind a chance to imagine what it is like to dance in an octopus' garden at a Rocktopus dance party that is off the hook. I wanted to bring this mix above the surface, because when I listen to music under water it sounds like a bunch of muffled noise. This is the first of an eight mix installment and it is just a loose mix of my favorite songs - songs I have covered, songs that have influenced me, songs that I love to sing. Others in the future will be themed so stay tuna for shore.
Glub glub glub

Let's Go For a Dip Mix Vol 1 0f 8

Locust Street Festival Review

The trees are crazy
The street is crazy
The sky is crazy
The vendors are crazy
The smells are crazy
Standing around is crazy
Walking around is crazy
The Blue Angles flying patterns are crazy
Sugar Stems are crazy
Call Me Lighting is crazy
The vibrations from the speakers are crazy
My friends faces are crazy
The fish store is crazy
Sunrise Foods is crazy
Drums circles are crazy
Kissing Lindsay is crazy
The seagulls that I keep thinking are Blue Angles are crazy
The girls are crazy
The dudes are crazy
My shirt is crazy
Millions of people are crazy
Looking at peoples eyes are crazy
These sunglasses are crazy
The crazy people are crazy
Jeremy Ross - Fox 6 news' sticky outty ears are crazy
Dogs are crazy
This mist cloud on the ground is crazy
The sun over there is crazy
Bethany's magnificent smile is crazy
The river is crazy
Lovemom's is crazy
The skateboard swing going over the river is crazy
This new Lakefront beer is crazy
Ping Pong is crazy
Mushrooms are crazy

Top 5 Tour Lists

Midwest Beat and Night Light Comics tour came to an end yesterday. It was incredible, it was amazing, it was hilarious, it was delicious, it was stinky and comfy and the reverse of those too. There were only 2 noteworthy problems, 1- the radio was being a little fucker and 2- the lighter outlet ceased to work after 100 miles thus eliminating the power source for all of our cell phones and the gps. Other than that, we got along great, made it everywhere we needed to be on time, and found interesting ways to spend our time in an old fashion journey with an atlas dictation by J-man's many personalities inside a 1994 astro van named "Clambridge."

Top 5 Foods

5) El Charro - Chicago - Pollo Burrito

4) O Betty's - Athens - Dixie Hubba Hubba and Cheese fries.

3) Bagel Store - Brooklyn - Bagels (Various)

2) Gooskies - Pittsburg - Perogies

1) Danny and Lauren's house - Brooklyn - Huge vegan grill out, the works

Top 5 Inside Jokes

5) The Toy Whistle

4) Never thought I'd be on a boat

3) "(hey!) Let Me sleep at yr house" new hip hop jam

2)

M-ustard re-filler

E-eyes are nice / E-verything

G-ee, we think you're swell

A-rtist(?)

N-ever ugly

1) Navigation and overall commentary provided by Chief Goldenshower_69, Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, and the old nerdy strip club owner with a terrible sinus infection.

Top 5 favorite places to drink

5) Gooskies - awesome and charming dive bar.

4) Prophets Rock, cold one on a hot day, best.

3) Plough and Stars, Cambridge Mass- totally cool place right around the corner from where Ben Stiller grew up.

2) Drunk Boat aka Staten Island Ferry

1) Beauty Bar, Manhatten. Seriously Free drinks all night in this city? Hanging with humble celebs? Hell YEAH! Amazing bar. Great folks there.

Top 5 Extra curricular activities

5) Driving Gary's 1977 Corvette down the highway

4) The Beach in Rhode Island

3) Prophet's Rock day trip

2) Going through NYC with Danny

1) The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Top 5 Exhibits at the Met

5) a Self portrait of Piccaso getting a blowjob

4) The gigantic sculpture of the guy in Dante's inferno who is condemned starvation and his kids are there saying that he could eat them - oh man his toes. Crazy

3) The world's largest freestanding instrument gourd drum thing that sends low frequency sounds waves across the oceans from Polynesian island to island.

2) Replica rooms and gardens of Pompeii pre-Vesuvius.

1) KING TUT"S FUNERAL BY A MILLION MILES!!!!!!!

Top 5 awesome things about King Tut's funeral exhibit

5) The incredible details and color preservation on every sarcophagus

4) They carefully dismantled a temple all the way from Egypt, brought it to the New York, and precisely set it up again. In the museum! Out of this world! - there is ancient graffiti carved into the rock that is in times new roman font- graffiti, carved in times new roman! "B I L L Y W A S H E R E MDCLXXVII"

3) The Floral collars worn at the funeral. Adorned with Leaves of olive and persea trees, lotus pedals and blossoms, bright flowers and berries for beads. It still seemed alive after all these years. I just wanted to open the glass and smell it. I want to make one to wear at the next Elephant Walk show.

2) This one little blue statue I was fond of.

1) the Book of the dead recited at the ceremony with tons of spells to aid the soul in the afterlife like the one protecting the deceased from having crocodiles attack his soul and the details involved in that terrible scenario.

Top 5 favorite spells from the Egyptian Book of the Dead

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top highlight: spending time with my family and friends