"Jingle Application For Wisconsin Bureau of Tourism Attn: Summertime Divison, Please CC Department of No Plans"

Hello Sir or Ma'am,

My name is Kyle Denton and I am a Jingle Writer. I've noticed that your advertisements for tourism in Wisconsin may need a fresh "Green" sound for the future of the industry in our great state. Here I have provided a demo copy of a jingle for your records, ad hoc. It was recorded on one track on a sunny morning in the middle of the woods, that is why you can here the various types of birds chirping and the sounds of a sun tea container pouring a fresh morning cup. I would be willing to relinquish creative control of some of the lyrics, but I believe that the sound of the birds are an integral part to the tourism industry and implore you to consider keeping it in the final draft, in fact, recording the song in the woods once again with more sophisticated equipment that your budget will allow. Please CC those in charge of the department of no plans for any further correspondence. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Kyle Denton

Jingle Writer

Song link

All Things I did,

I wrote this early one morning before departing my lonely site, the 4th morning of 10.

I could go golfing with just one club

Land my ball in the lake - glub

I could go hiking

I could go biking

I could bird identifying

I could go fishing in one of the lakes so blue

I could go swimming with those fish too

I don't know what I'm gonna do and I don't care

Cause the only thing that I know

I forgot to pack my underwear

I could go camping by the cold stream

Keepin my cut offs clean

I could go thrifting

I could go boating

I think I'd rather be floating

Tubin' dOwN a river with my good friend Paul

Then jumping off the water fall

I don't know what I'm gonna do and I don't care

Cause the only thing that I know

I forgot to pack my underwear