Jesse Parker's reaction to my previous post

Fuck that guy, who gives a shit what he thinks.

Anyway, I'm already feeling better even though I can't play my guitar. Remember when Michael Jordan scored 60 points in a playoff game and he had the flu? I think I had the shitty-guitar-player version of that feat tonight when I played with a finger that I can't touch with my opposing thumb tip - it hurts so incredibly bad, or as my boss would say "like the dickens.". When it comes to shitty guitar players like me, I want to be like mike.

This made me feel better. Thanks Chris. Also, fuck "Crawlin' Back" to anyone who makes you feel like shit, especially Jesse Parker and the devil too. Don't listen to a word I'm singing here, everything I wrote is a lie.

I learned how to walk and talk in Texas, and for the next 12 years I talked liked they did until I moved north and when I was a teenager I learned NOT how to talk like a Texan, less'n I won-ned to get made fun offff.
I successfully repressed my first dialect, but often times it comes out when I'm singing and I can't help it if I sound like a hillbilly. I find myself conditioned to apologize so the likes of Jesse Parker and his cronies don't find a chink in my armor and shove me around calling me an inbred.
You are an Inbred you inbred!
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